pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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