At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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