What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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