NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How naked do you want me to be?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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