just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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