I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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