Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I lost the right to judge tonight
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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