Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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