i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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