I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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