I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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