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I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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