there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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