Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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