Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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