Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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