If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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