She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
