Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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