I could have mohawked her pubes.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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