Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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