You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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