Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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