4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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