Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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