i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize