sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
