First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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