oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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