just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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