8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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