so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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