these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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