Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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