if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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