So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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