i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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