That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
