help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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