just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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