She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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