We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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