I wanna bring you to show and tell
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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