I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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