How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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