Yo dont text me then not text me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
operation have a gay friend backfired
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i drank out of a bidet.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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