no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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