and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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