just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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