that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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