I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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