How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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