Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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