Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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