why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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