he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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