i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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